Monday, April 24, 2006

That's called entrapment, girls

Read an article in the paper, about the crazy things women ask their boyfriend/husbands, and how we, as guys, are just kinda screwed.
  1. The ol' standard: Be honest: do I look fat in these jeans? There is no honest way to say it. If she really is fat, you can't say that. If she really isn't fat, even if you say she isn't, she'll just say that you're saying that because you guys are together.
  2. Dress sizes. WTF is a 12? A 4? Is this inches? That doesn't make sense. Feet? Metres? Y'know, in a man's vocabulary, there is "large" and "small", and we only started learning about "medium" three days ago.
  3. Do you think my friends are hot? Am I the hottest one out of my friends? Girls, that's called entrapment.

3 comments:

Mike H said...

5 posts in one day? Wow, you really don't have much to do now that Test Date has come and gone.

I'm actually kind of impressed.

MRW said...

You make me sound like a person with nothing to do :P

No, some of these were written on Sunday, but blogger had some sort of uploading problem...

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Lindsey and Mike said...

Yeah, I don't know...5 is quite excessive. I love that the 'bee' turned out to be a motor...I'd like to see the size of that bee!