Yes. Blame high carb diets for toddler obesity; we all know that all that carb-filled milk is bad for children.
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/healthnews.php?newsid=40830
Thus, we should immediately change all diets of children ages 3 months to 6 years old to that of beef jerky, pork rinds, and butter. They should also be supplemented with Tums and/or Rolaids to maintain proper calcium consumption. The limit for milk consumption will be 1 glass (8oz.) every 3 days, except on Wednesdays, when the 1 glass should be downgraded to a 4 oz. cup.
Naturally, these are skewed by statistics. They failed to mention that construction material quality has gone down due to higher quality material costs have gone up, thus the 40 pound test limit actually has a standard deviation of +/- 30 pounds, and that 2 out of every 3 babies are naturally big boned due to their watching racy television shows.
But, damn. Those are some fat babies.
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