A short list, but it's a start.
"Do you ever get chafed straddling the fence all the time?" - for all those wishy-washy people.
"Are you serious?" "Serious as an erection problem." - To bring gravity to any situation.
"Margaritas always taste better in Mexico." "Yes they do." "Margaritas and cock." - To pretty much end any conversation.
[after going to the bathroom] "You going to wash your hands?" "No. Cuz I'm EVIL." - if this ever comes up, this will probably end the conversation.
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When did you come up with THIS zaniness?
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