Statistics is the leading cause of...

I hate statistics.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1791507

People have too much time on their hands, thus try to find statistics to link to everything.

I bet I can find a statistic that says eating 1.0 apples everyday can lead a person to be a serial killer specializing in 3-7 month old babies who drink more than 1.3 bottles (8 oz.) of formula and 1.47 bottles (12 oz.) of breast milk a day, but those who eat more than 1.2 apples a day are more likely to get hit by a car between 11am and 2:30pm on the 2nd Friday of the month, with the car driven by teenagers who smoke between 10-20 imported cigarettes a week.

And there's a stat that says statistics leads to death, in that people who have seen at least 1.0 pieces of statistical information will die 100% of the time.